I'm fun, a little crazy, and my sarcasm spews out like Tourette's, I also suffer from ADOLS... Attention Deficit... Ooooooh, Look, Snake!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I!

I love working with the Colubrids because they're so varied, but I'll always have a soft spot for the lizards as I've been catching and collecting them since I was a child. I even have the tat on my leg to prove it...

I enjoy caffeine fueled rampages including, but not limited to; running with bulls and/or scissors, swimming with sharks, running through museums like a kid, searching for buried treasure, wrestling alligators... light to middle weight class of course, pinstriping my Jeep with brush and/or rocks, belly flops in mud puddles, swinging from the rigging, yelling "Shark!" at the beach, and asking parents if their monkey can play the accordion too, followed by eluding cops, security, park rangers, and/or parents...

I consider myself a collector of patterns and colors in snake form, so my collection is made up of all kinds of colubrids, including hybrids.

If I told you what I'm expecting next year I'd have to kill you, so it's for your own safety. Not that I really like you, but I may have use for you in the future, so if you wake up chained to an oar... Welcome to Florida!

Everything! I'm an addict and heard this is where the meetings are held. Scoot over and hand me a cup of that mud you call coffee and I'll tell you about the one show I went to and didn't buy anything. I get a coin for that, right?

I'm currently producing the morphs I want, but I could use some Old World Rats and a pair of ATB's in the collection.

"They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life, the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure."
Ernest Hemingway 1898-1961

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Fave movie quotes:
"We got cows!"
"Inconceivable"
"Funny, she doesn't look Druish."
"'Tis but a scratch!"
and many, many more...

Music:
Alternative, jazz, punk, ska, techno, rock, 80's... I guess a little bit of everything... well, almost everything... I don't listen to hip hop or rap because the closest to the hood I ever got, was that time I got off the wrong exit in L.A. and barely got out of there with a bandanna, tat, bag, and 40, yo...

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