Hey i'm Mike and i'm probably the coolest person you'll ever meet. I got boats and hoes and I don't take no shit from anybody. Once a ball python bit me while i was feeding it and I didnt feed that mofo for another week, just to show it who its daddy is. "This is MY house," I told that snake, "and I can't be havin no disrespec from my tenants, know what im sayin?"

Another time one of my friends wanted to buy some Nile monitors. I told him I'd give him a good deal if he bought me some red bull for Jager bombs but he said no so I sold him a monitor that had poop on its tail. My friend didn't even say shit, probably because he didnt wanna face the inevitable retribution that would result from said shit-saying.

What I'm tryina say is, I'm a reptile G. It's a way of life and it may not be the greatest, but, hey, it works for me an i aint tryina front somethin i ain't so I jut gotta live life and make what I can. The reptile world is full of haters and you just gotta learn to push em down to make your way closer to the top.

I like em all!

Chinese food

Cleaning up snake poop... professionally! I work for pretty much the best reptile company ever. We've got leucistic house geckos, albino grass lizards and hopefully our piebald green anoles will be hatching soon.

man, i got spinners. 4.0.0 in fact. i'm gonna breed em to my honda civic and make some sweet ass hets


1.1.0 amazon tree boas
1.1.0 boa constrictor imperators
1.2.0 ball python
0.0.1 timor monitor
1.3.0 fat tail geckos
1.0.0 corn snake
0.1.0 uromastyx

honda civic spinner balls

red amazons in the future, just got a nice male

trying for sunglow boas soon. got a 5.5ft female het albino, just need a dh male :)

fat tail geckos! just nice looking normals for now. maybe my bud can hook me up with some sweet ass albinos YEAH

Captive hatched baby fat tail geckos from my WC gravids. breeding for fun, let me know if you want a cool baby gecko for cheap ;)

DH Sunglow male
Red amazon female

In my dreams:
Amazon / Emerald hybrid tree boa they are SWEET

I listen to all kinds of music but my main interest is rock. favorite band is MUSE!

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