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mem_normal OFFLINE

Mood: Lazy Lazy
Status: Crazy as a coconut
Male
20 years old
Manassas, Virginia
United States

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MEMBER SINCE: 07/17/2008
LAST LOGIN: 05/26/2009 15:30:47
DATING STATUS: Taken

Hey i'm Mike and i'm probably the coolest person you'll ever meet. I got boats and hoes and I don't take no shit from anybody. Once a ball python bit me while i was feeding it and I didnt feed that mofo for another week, just to show it who its daddy is. "This is MY house," I told that snake, "and I can't be havin no disrespec from my tenants, know what im sayin?"

Another time one of my friends wanted to buy some Nile monitors. I told him I'd give him a good deal if he bought me some red bull for Jager bombs but he said no so I sold him a monitor that had poop on its tail. My friend didn't even say shit, probably because he didnt wanna face the inevitable retribution that would result from said shit-saying.

What I'm tryina say is, I'm a reptile G. It's a way of life and it may not be the greatest, but, hey, it works for me an i aint tryina front somethin i ain't so I jut gotta live life and make what I can. The reptile world is full of haters and you just gotta learn to push em down to make your way closer to the top.

I like em all!

Chinese food

Cleaning up snake poop... professionally! I work for pretty much the best reptile company ever. We've got leucistic house geckos, albino grass lizards and hopefully our piebald green anoles will be hatching soon.

man, i got spinners. 4.0.0 in fact. i'm gonna breed em to my honda civic and make some sweet ass hets


1.1.0 amazon tree boas
1.1.0 boa constrictor imperators
1.2.0 ball python
0.0.1 timor monitor
1.3.0 fat tail geckos
1.0.0 corn snake
0.1.0 uromastyx

honda civic spinner balls

red amazons in the future, just got a nice male

trying for sunglow boas soon. got a 5.5ft female het albino, just need a dh male :)

fat tail geckos! just nice looking normals for now. maybe my bud can hook me up with some sweet ass albinos YEAH

Captive hatched baby fat tail geckos from my WC gravids. breeding for fun, let me know if you want a cool baby gecko for cheap ;)

DH Sunglow male
Red amazon female

In my dreams:
Amazon / Emerald hybrid tree boa they are SWEET

I listen to all kinds of music but my main interest is rock. favorite band is MUSE!


Herp Ink, Stick Your Tongue Out!, Virginia Reptile Lovers

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May 24 2009, 7:28 pm by LizardofOzz
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From: Corallus76
06/15/2009 13:35:23

Im pretty hungry think I will concuss something and eat it


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From: ChamNW
05/11/2009 01:11:19

Hey Happy birthday. Hope you get more reptiles to make your day happy!



From: Daequix
05/10/2009 16:30:43


LizardofOzz wrote:

Thanks for the add. Cool beardie there!


Ty ty!  I appreciate it!.. Sweet background pic here!  Super sweet even!



From: boakingdom
03/07/2009 00:18:33
That little red/orange ATB is KILLER!

Got any background info on it?


From: Corallus76
02/23/2009 16:36:39

The amazons lookin purty shweet. Probably the coolest snake species ever. Shweeet. My ATBs roll on Daytons but I want a honda spinner ball.



From: boakingdom
02/14/2009 20:49:43
That's a nice ATB you have.


From: BucksReptiles
02/09/2009 22:18:06
got my stuff set up here, be back down tomorrow with some central new york treats for you guys.


From: GoatTheSnakeMan
02/08/2009 12:45:19

It's no problem.  It should shed out soon.  I'd give it a few days and try cuping it again to see if the last bit of skin will come off.


LizardofOzz wrote:

Thanks for the advice on my amazon. I fixed up the setup a bit and hopefully it will work a lot better. Covered 75% of the screen with foil to hold in humidity better, and raised up the heat source so its a little cooler inside. So far it seems to be holding the humidity pretty well.



From: DarkSideReptiles
01/26/2009 09:12:50
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From: DarkSideReptiles
01/26/2009 08:39:01

LizardofOzz wrote:

Thanks for the add


Thanks for accepting!!

Dark Side Reptiles


From: Kricket_150
01/10/2009 14:28:47

LizardofOzz wrote:

Thanks for the add! Nice looking retic :)



Your Welcome... and Thanks... :D
DarkSideReptiles.Com


From: TokiTokes
01/09/2009 18:44:01

lol its good. i like the honda civic stuff. made me giggle! and you can still have the korn shirt btw lol and i bought the new weezer cd its awesome!!



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